The weather was kind of shitty this morning, which always makes my morning commute into a bit of an adventure. I fully recognize that you have to take a bit of extra caution when driving in weather that's not so great, but I don't understand why at the first hint of bad weather, 90% of the other drivers on the road turn into absolute morons.

As usual, that meant I got to spend an extra 20 minutes in my car this morning, which isn't really the way I want to start my day. At least I like my car - it's not fancy, but it's a peppy little thing with a bigger engine than it really has any need for, so it lets me zoom around pretty good. And it has a stick, which I insist on in every car I've bought for myself since I got my first one just after I graduated from college. So, for a crappy daily commute, I've done what I can to make it as enjoyable as possible.

Like most young Americans, I had a fair amount of car sex back in the day. When you're trying to fuck without your parents or her parents or the cops or anyone else catching you, the not-very-private but very convenient automobile is often the best available option when you want to get it on. I didn't have a lot of car sex in high school, simply because I wasn't allowed to have a car during the school year during my last two years of high school, and of course during college I had a dorm room (and I never had a roommate). But I still got laid in various cars at various points - Elizabeth and I did a fair amount of our screwing in cars (her mom had a minivan - that was practically a portable bedroom!), and sometimes the car was the best option when you couldn't go home because there was a wife or girlfriend there.

Of course, screwing in the car requires (or should require) finding a relatively quiet spot so you can park and get your and your partner's naughty bits into position, which is virtually impossible while sitting normally in the driver's seat, and certainly not while you're actually driving the car. (If you're trying to fuck and drive at the same time, please don't be driving anywhere near me, you asshole!)

But it's perfectly possible to drive and receive a blowjob at the same time. I've done it on a few occasions.

Once Ally and I were driving back from my family's beach place and doing a little mutual fondling and touching while I drove. Eventually, I had her shorts open and was fingering her pussy while she laid back in the seat. At this point, we'd probably been teasing each other for a good hour or so (not to mention sneaking off for a quick fuck every time we could get away with it all weekend long), so it didn't take too long for me to bring her to a quivering orgasm.

She'd had my pants open and been playing with my cock earlier, so once she sat back up, her hand went back to my dick. She looked around a bit. We were on a pretty deserted stretch of highway, so she undid her seat belt.

"Keep watching the road, okay?" she said.

Then she lowered her head to my lap and took my dick into her mouth. She gave me a long slow wet cocksucking. Unfortunately, we soon started coming up to a medium-sized town, so traffic picked up and she had to stop so I could drive without getting us either killed or arrested. She never finished blowing me, but we got back to my house about an hour ahead of the rest of my family, so we raced inside and I wound up blowing my load inside her pussy instead.

Another time I was out at a bar with a friend of mine and his girlfriend. His girlfriend's office was having a happy hour at this place, so I hung out for a while. As I was leaving, there was this girl, Lisa, who was a friend of someone from the group who was there by the door as I was leaving. She asked me if I could give her a ride to her friend's place, which she said wasn't far away. However, it was in the opposite direction from where I was going, so I hestitated for a second. Before I could answer (I was going to say yes, just because I'm a sucker for a damsel in distress), she said pleadingly "I'll make it worth your while."

"Yeah, right," I thought to myself. But what the hell - it wasn't really that far, and I was just going to go home. So we got in the car and started heading towards where she told me she needed to go.

About half-way there, she tells me to turn right, and then left, which leads us heading in the same direction we were going before, but a block off the busy main street we had been on. Now we were on a much quieter street that ran parallel to the main drag.

"Keep driving," she tells me. Then she unfastened her seat belt, and then she unfastened my seat belt. Next she undoes my belt, then unbuttons and unzips my slacks. She fished out my rapidly-hardening cock, and starts jacking me off.

"Very nice," she comments, and without further ado she dropped her head to my lap and started blowing me, while continuing to work the shaft with her hand. Fortunately there was no traffic and no cars parked on the street, because I was pretty distracted by this very casual acquaintance suddenly giving me a really good blowjob in exchange for a lift.

It didn't take too long before she expertly sucked a nice load of cum out of my cock, swallowing every drop and then cleaning me off with her mouth. Then she mischievously tucked my cock back into my pants, wiped her mouth on the back of her hand, and told me to get back over to the main road.

About three minutes later and we were there. I pulled up and she hopped right out of the car. Turning to close the door, she gave me a wink and said, "Thanks for the ride!"

"The pleasure was all mine!" I assured her.

The other time I've gotten a blowjob while driving was with Kate.
Elizabeth was taking a class at a junior college that spring, and Kate and I and Elizabeth's sister, Mary, drove her over to campus to take her final exam. Once we dropped her off, it turned out that we needed to take Mary home, so we drove up to their house to drop her off, then Kate and I had to turn around and go right back to pick up Elizabeth. I think we originally had planned to go out and do something, but somehow things got screwed up so what actually happened was I drove the three of them to drop Elizabeth off, then drove Mary home, then dropped Kate off at her car, and then picked up Elizabeth and took her home. Exciting, huh?

Well, once we dropped Mary off, it started to get a lot more interesting. We didn't have time to stop anywhere and fuck, unfortunately, though we were both open to the idea. We kept our eyes out for a spot on our way back to get Elizabeth, but we didn't see any good places.

Eventually we got back to the interstate, which would take us right to campus in about 20 minutes. It looked like there wasn't going to be any sex tonight, unfortunately.

Kate and I had been pawing each other and kissing as I drove us around. Once we got out on the interstate, she unfastened her seat belt, and reached over and pulled out my cock. Kneeling in the passenger seat, she started kissing my neck, and then kissed down to my lap, taking me into her mouth and giving me a nice wet cocksucking.

Kate was one sexy little seventeen-year-old slut, and she was a really great lay. However, to be honest, she didn't give great blowjobs. She didn't really catch on to the trick about using her hands and her mouth together, so she just let her mouth do all the work. I knew that if I was going to get off before we got back to pick up Elizabeth (and you'd better believe that I was determined to cum in Kate's hot little mouth before we picked her up), I was going to have to be proactive.

I set the cruise control at the speed limit, and got over into the right hand lane, where I would be as out of the way of traffic as possible. Then, as Kate continued to suck, I started fucking her face as best I could while still paying attention to making sure we didn't run off the road or into anything.

I braced my feet in the footwell and flexed my hips, pushing myself against the back of my seat to make sure my upper body (especially my arms and hands) were stable. Then I could move my hips and thighs, driving my throbbing eight-inch cock into Kate's willing mouth.

Car after car whipped around us, not realizing that they were passing a blowjob in progress. Picking up the pace as my orgasm neared, I thrust in and out of Kate's mouth. Her long brunette hair fell in waves across my thighs as I pumped my cock up and into her throat, harder and faster, the thrill of danger highlighting the sensations of how wrong we were to be doing this.

We didn't care. I pumped my cock between her soft, supple lips, and her tongue swirled around the head of my cock as it thrust in and out of her mouth. Faster, and harder, I could feel the cum rising from my balls. I gripped the steering wheel with a death grip as the pressure surged into my loins.

With one, two, three final hot thrusts, I drove my cock into Kate's mouth, ass completely off the seat, driving as far into her as I could muster, and my cock exploded into her. Greedily, she swallowed and swallowed and swallowed, sucking out every drop of her best friend's fiancee's cum out of his cock and swallowing every drop of what was a massive load of cum.

Once I finished cumming, miraculously staying on the road and in my own lane, Kate slowly cleaned me off with her mouth, and then tucked me back into my pants, sitting up and grinning at me wickedly. We shared a kiss.

Moments later, I dropped her off, and took a few minutes to make sure Elizabeth wouldn't notice that I'd just finished getting blown by her best friend. No evidence that I could see. And apparently none that she could see either, as we wound up getting away with it cleanly.

(By the way, please don't try any of this at home, or on the road!)

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